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Perhaps the real griffon mount was the friends we made along the way.
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[Chaz]: Sometimes if Iâm panicked I might lapse into a weird, incomprehensible bastardization of shortspeak - Twice as fast and twice as hard to understand, yet half as efficient.
Maurus at least knows what Iâm trying to get across, at least.
(Starring @pocket-raptorâs Maurus Snagglegrin and @murellow-fartsâ Clovis Snaregrin! And yes, this is Chaz speaking in Doric - not Lake Doric but Scottish Doric. Shortspeak brought it to mind, haha.)
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Maurus and @murellow-fartsâ Clovis
#gw2#gw2 art#charr#charr art#maurus#Clovis Snaregrin#my art#this was a good use of my time#grintoons
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The Targrin Story Arc
Now that all the parts are out, Iâm also gonna go ahead and gather all six chapters of the Targrin story arc into one post, along with a synopsis for each!
Act 1: Ambush - Chaz Tarbound, along with the Tar warband, goes to aid construction efforts in the Fields of Ruin, but Separatists lurk in the Sniperâs Woods.
Act 2: Rescue - A few hours after Act 1, three members of the Grin warband are tasked with disrupting Separatist activity, and get more than they bargained for when they discover a panicky prisoner.
Act 3: Scars - A few months after Act 2, Chaz returns to Rata Sum to check in with their mom, Doctor Maakinen.
Interlude: The Sidearm - Chaz has a nightmare while resting up in Maakinenâs home, following Act 3.
Act 4: Redreave - At the start of a new year, Chaz tries to prove themselves to a few potential warbands, with a little help from the Grins. Things go very wrong very fast.
Act 5: Induction - After a disastrous performance at Redreave Mill, Chaz and the Grins go to a bar in the Black Citadel, where they meet the Grin legionnaire. Chaz finally gets a new name.
#Chaz Targrin#Charr#Atlas Jaspergrin#Maurus Snagglegrin#Clovis Snaregrin#Guild Wars 2#Chaz is a Scribe
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Targrin, Act 2: Rescue
(So I know I wanted to sort of make this a weekly thing but I donât know if I can hold onto the story for that long, ahaha. That, and I wanted to get a format down for linking between chapters of a story! So have a bonus second chapter for today, starring @pocket-raptorâs Atlas Jaspergrin and Maurus Snagglegrin, and @murellow-fartsâ Clovis Snaregrin!)
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Targrin, Act 2: Rescue
1328 AE, Fields of Ruin, Ascalon
(A few hours after the events of Act 1)
âUgh, this place reeks. Letâs keep our time here short.â
âWould you say this is preferable to or worse than hoofing it all the way from the Black Citadel, Maurus?â
âItâs a tough choice, honestly, but I suppose the quicker we come here to do⌠whatever it is weâre doing, the better.â
Fresh out of the asura gate from Ebonhawke came a ramshackle trio of charr, all sporting rather vibrant orange and purple armour. The second-biggest of them, Maurus Snagglegrin, looked around a bit, before clearing his throat. âSo like I was asking, whatâre we doing here again?â
âWeâre making trouble for Separatists,â stated Atlas Jaspergrin, the tallest of the group.
âDamn straight we are,â came the call from the back, uttered by Clovis Snaregrin, the shortest of the trio, as they headed down the ramp and out of the stronghold proper. âThough I donât think bossman said how we should making trouble for Separatists, so⌠any thoughts, Atlas?â
âYou werenât paying attention, were you, Clovis?â, Atlas chuckled. âApparently some of the bastards have set up a camp in the Sniperâs Woods area, and itâs making things difficult for our Iron Legion diplomats trying to aid construction efforts in Tylerâs Bivouac. Weâve been tasked with disrupting their activities in the area. So you know, the usual, trash the camp, kill âem all, you know how we do.â
âOh, I knew that! I just wanted to hear it from someone who wasnât bossman,â Clovis smiled cheekily, âThat, and I wanted to know how much looting weâd be doing this time around.â
Atlas chuckled. âYou know, the usual. Anything that isnât nailed down. Whoever finds the most valuable thing wins a free drink when we get back.â
No sooner had they gotten out of Ebonhawke than they heard a commotion - Lots of screaming and distressed sounds, interspersed with the occasional gunshot⌠seems like there was a pattern, and it didnât sound like a fight. It sounded more⌠one-sided.
Maurus piped up. âThink thatâs the camp?â
Atlas nodded. âSounds like some folks are already having fun.â
Clovis chimed in. âOh, letâs see if we can find another angle of attack. I bet they wonât be expecting a group to hit âem from âround back.â
Atlas hummed. âYâknow, thatâs not a bad thought. Theyâre probably distracted fighting off who knows what else, we could totally take them by surprise.â
The Separatist captor had been doing a number on Chaz - slow, painfully long drags of the knife across their arms, legs and torso - Careful enough to avoid severing arteries or causing serious damage, yet brutal and slow enough to make every living second hell. The screaming had since subsided to a soft whimper and an occasional yelp. âOh come on, most charr Iâve tortured last longer than this. Donât tell me youâre really as weak as you look.â
Chaz winced and squirmed, feeling dizzy and nauseous. âFuck you, you murderous warmongering scumâ was what they wanted to utter, but it came out as a slurred mess of words ending in what sounded vaguely like âYour mom.â
The captor took great offense to this perceived slight and raised his knife, causing Chaz to yelp, flinch and shiver some more, but a ruckus broke out from elsewhere in the camp. Screams, gunfire and yells of âTake that, Separatist shitbags!â echoed throughout the area. This sounded a lot more like an actual fight, and the torturer seemed none too pleased with this fact.
âOh hell⌠Well, I didnât get as much time with you as I wouldâve liked, but I must be going now. Do hold onto THIS for me though, would you?â, he grumbled, emphasizing the word âThisâ by plunging his knife deep into Chazâs still-good leg, causing them to yelp again in pain. Before they could swear at their captor, he was already gone, along with a handful of his cronies. Glancing around more, Chazâs eye caught sight of a trio of charr dressed in purple and orange.
Maurus was the first to point them out. âOh shit, those bastards had a prisoner. He looks like heâs hurt pretty bad!â
Atlas chimed in, âDonât worry, kid, weâre here to help!â, and the two of them hurried over, followed shortly by Clovis.
Chaz was still on high alert, and panic set in.
âWhat are you doing?!â they yelped hysterically at the three charr. âGet out of here, itâs a trap! Theyâre using me as bait and theyâre gonna⌠just get away from me, leave me here before⌠just leave me!â
The trio slowed down, and looked dumbfounded - from their perspective they saw a half-naked, cut-up, clawless male charr with a knife stuck in his leg, yelping incoherently about an ambush. Atlas tilted his head. âWhat, you mean those guys?â He stepped aside, giving Chaz a clear view of a pile of Separatist corpses.
âOh yeah, we killed âem quick,â Clovis chimed in, holding an armful of weapons and trinkets Maurus nodding alongisde her, holding an equally large armful of assorted junk.
Chaz stared⌠and laid their head back, letting out a pained laugh. âOkay⌠ I must be delirious from blood loss or shock, most likely Iâm hallucinating. Thatâs the only possible explanation that I can come up with for how I can go from being tortured by a knife-wielding Separatist maniac to being greeted by a bunch of looters dressed in orange and purple!â
The Grins looked at each other, and then at Chaz. Clovis piped up. âI think we broke him.â Maurus nodded again.
Atlas, however, noticed something else. The handle of that dagger stuck in Chazâs leg⌠It looked like a golden wing. Thatâd probably be worth a few gold, and heâs sure heâd be doing this kid a favour by getting rid of it for them... He went over to Chaz, and without really thinking much else, he yanked it out, causing Chaz to let out a shrill yelp of pain. âCheck it out, I found the shiniest thing in the camp!â
Clovis and Maurus both dropped their armfuls of loot and rushed over to Chaz and Atlas. âATLAS!â Maurus snapped, âYou donât just yank a knife out of someone like that!â
Atlas looked at the knife, then at Chazâs leg wound, and then back at the knife. âBut I⌠Oh. Ohhhh. Er, sorry, buddy.â
He jammed the knife back in place, causing Chaz to yelp again and nearly pass out. Maurus and Clovis both put a palm over their faces, with Clovis finally admitting âOkay, well thatâs one way to deal with that.â
Chaz, still dizzy and incoherent, looked back at the purple-and-orange charr rescuers. âAlright, so you three are real. And you really dealt with⌠most of the Separatists.â
âAw, only most?â Clovis grumped.
Maurus patted her on the shoulder reassuringly. âYeah, Iâm bummed about it too. We saved this cub, though, we should patch him up before he bleeds out.â Clovis nodded in agreement, and the two of them started gathering together whatever medical supplies they could find in the camp.
While they were at work, Atlas tilted his head. âSo⌠whatâs your story? Youâre here with a knife in your leg - sorry about that again - youâre all cut up and you were yelling at us about some ambush and-- what happened to your claws?!â
Chaz chuckled weakly. âDonât worry about the claws. Been like that since I was born. Separatist bastard sounded disappointed that I didnât have any for him to pull out, lemme tell you.â
Atlas looked confused, but nodded. âWhatâs your name?â
âTarbound. Chaz Tarbound. Tar Warband. Iron Legion.â
âHey, another Iron Legion band! Iâm Atlas Jaspergrin, Grin Warband. Those two over there are Clovis Snaregrin and Maurus Snagglegrin.â
âWait,â Clovis called out, as she and Maurus hurried over to the injured charr with some first aid supplies. âDid you say Tar warband? I remember hearing they had an unusual recruit, a clawless charr who applied some revolutionary asura techniques into building charr technology.â
Chaz weakly raised a clawless hand. âThatâs me.â
Clovis looked pretty overjoyed. âOh wow, we need to talk sometime when youâre better! âŚWhereâs the rest of your warband?â She asked, as she started applying antiseptic to Chazâs lacerations, in an attempt to keep them distracted.
Chaz looked visibly upset, but tried to hold it back, wincing every now and again as more antiseptic and bandages were applied. They gestured weakly towards the group of dead charr near the campâs front entrance. âI⌠I couldnât do anything. The Separatists⌠they⌠one-by-one. They made me watch. Kept telling me I was next.â
âBurn me,â Atlas grumbled. âSo they really were using you as bait. Iâm⌠Iâm sorry.â
Chaz sounded more and more upset. âIt was my fault. If Iâd just shut up instead of making a racket⌠maybe theyâŚâ
âHey, hey, hey now, donât go talking like that,â Clovis said, shushing Chaz and trying to comfort them. âYou canât go blaming yourself for what these bastards did to you. Yâhear me? Itâs not your fault.â
âYour bandmates went to great lengths to save you,â Maurus huffed, looking down at Chaz as he helped Clovis patch them up. âYou would have done the same for them, wouldnât you?â
Chaz was hesitant, but eventually nodded. âTar Warband sticks together⌠Though technically speaking Tar Warband isnât really a thing anymore, is it? That one over there, Arjuna Tarpelt⌠she was the Legionnaire. Iâm not fit to lead a warbandâŚâ
âWell, youâre not fit to do much of anything right now,â Atlas offered, somewhat unhelpfully.
âOh, Iâve got an idea!â Clovis chirped, âWe were looting this place, right? We looted this charr, so heâs ours now! He can be a part of Grin Warband!â
âYeah, he looks so adorable and small,â Maurus chimed in, âWe canât just leave him to be a gladium, thatâs just not right. Canât we keep him?â
âWeâre not kidnapping him,â Atlas stated flatly. âYou need to ask him politely, and see how he feels.â
Clovis nodded, as she and Maurus finished patching up the charr and sitting them up. âSo, Chaz, how do you feel about that?â she inquired hopefully.
âI feel like I am in severe pain and discomfort, and require immediate medical attention,â Chaz stated, bluntly and unhelpfully.âFair enough,â Clovis sighed, âItâs gonna be a bit of a journey but we can take you back through the asura gates in Ebonhawke. Do you think you can stay with us until we get back to the Black Citadel, or should we try and get you some treatment in Lionâs Arch?â
âThe Citadel, pleaseâŚâ Chaz responded weakly, âUgh⌠then again, I⌠donât know if Iâm ready to explain to the Tribune what happened. Iâm going to have to register as a Gladium and thatâs gonna be a mess, and--â
âHey, hey, hey, letâs just focus on the fact that youâre still with us, right?â Atlas butted in. âWe can worry about all that paperwork later, but for now we really need to get you to the Citadel. Can you walk?â
Chaz shook their head, pointing to the bullethole in one leg and the knife in the other, the knife that Atlas had haphazardly pulled out and reinserted.
âRight, right. Sorry again about the knife. Maurus, care to give this guy a lift?â
Maurus nodded, and rather roughly picked Chaz up and slung them over his shoulder, eliciting something of a squeak of pain from the small charr. âJeez, youâre lighter than I expected, lilâ buddy,â Maurus chuckled. âThey been starving you in that camp?â
âN-no, I was only in there for a few hours⌠At least I think it was a few hours. Iâve just always been like this.â
âWell youâre lookinâ like a mess, either way. Speakinâ of, we should get you to our mess hall once youâre patched up, get you some grub, yâhear? Now thereâs something to look forward to.â He offers the smaller, injured charr a soft smile, over his shoulder.
And so, as Maurus and Clovis started heading back towards the gates of Ebonhawke in the early evening light, with Chaz in tow, Atlas surveyed the carnage of the would-be Separatist camp that theyâd successfully trashed and looted.
He took another glance at the remains of the Tar warband, and heaved a sigh. âFucking Separatists. The hell do they think theyâll accomplish pulling this shit?â Near the corpses, a conspicuous patch of bloodstained grass caught Atlasâ eye - a trail led from it to where the Grins had found Chaz, and nearby, a rickety old bolt-action rifle lay on a flat rock.
âHmâŚâ a thought crossed Atlasâ mind, and without another word he grabbed the rifle, slinging it over his shoulder before moving to catch up with the group.
#Chaz Targrin#Atlas Jaspergrin#Maurus Snagglegrin#Clovis Snaregrin#Grin Warband#Charr#Guild Wars 2#Chaz is a Scribe#tw violence#tw torture#tw blood#tw death#tw guns#tw gun violence
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Targrin, Act 5: Induction
(Well, itâs been a fun few weeks sharing these stories to you, but the Targrin arc is almost at an end! Following a disastrous night out at Redreave Mill, Chaz and the Grins - @pocket-raptorââs Maurus and Atlas, and @murellow-fartsââ Clovis - hit the bar to decompress. Thanks for sticking with me through this story series!)
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Targrin, Act 5: Induction
1329 AE, Black Citadel, Ascalon
(An hour after the events of Act 4)
The Grinsâ legionnaire was enjoying a quiet night to himself at the bar. Wait⌠was it night? How long had he been⌠Whatever, it was dark out, most of the other patrons had left, he had some peace and quiet to himself for now, he might as well enjoy-
âEY, Bossman!â the voice almost resonated throughout the tavern.
The legionnaire turned his head just slightly, he didnât need to look to figure out who owned that voice. ââŚAtlas. What brings you here at⌠What time is it?â
âGood morning to you too, sir.â Atlas chuckled, taking a seat at the bar, as Maurus followed closely behind. âNice timing, we have some news! I was gonna save it for tomorrow but while weâre hereâŚâ
âIt had better be damn good news, Iâm on my last drink for the night, I donât have the cash for any⌠actually scratch that, it had better be damn okay news, Iâm not buying you lot drinks to celebrate.â
âNot to worry, Iâm already buying a round for three other folks, I can buy one for you too.â
The legionnaire cracked a smile. âAlright, if âfree drinksâ is the news, Iâm happy to⌠â He paused, counting the heads unsteadily. âWait. Three other folks? Thereâs just you and Maurus, and Maurus and⌠ and Maurus.â
âHang on, hang on, Iâm the one youâre supposed to be seeing three of!â came another voice from the doorway. Clovis trotted in, with Chaz tagging along behind her.
The legionnaire looked back at Atlas and Maurus. ââŚOh right, you, Maurus and Clovis. And⌠whoâs he?â
Clovis put her hand on Chazâs shoulder and shook them excitedly, which elicited a pained squeak from the smaller charr. âWe looted a potential âbandmate!â
Atlas shook his head. âNonono, thatâs, uh. We have someone who wants to join our warband.â
âHah!â the legionnaire scoffed. âThatâs a new one. Someone actually volunteering to join this bunch?â
Clovis gently nudged Chaz towards the bar. The legionnaire rubbed his eyes and took a closer look. ââŚHeâs got no claws. Heâs so small. How old is he?â
âThey,â Clovis started, making a point to correct the legionnaire, âturn twenty-six next month. I know they look small and soft and cuddly, and thatâs⌠because they are, but you can check in with Tribune Goreblade yourself, theyâre twenty-five, theyâve been registered as a gladium for a few months, and they were keen on joining us.â
Chaz finally spoke up, raising a nubby paw-hand. âYâŚyes. Is it alright if I join your warband, sir?â They squirmed a bit, struggling to get up onto the barstool next to the legionnaire. They yawned a bit, looking over at the bartender. âUh, Iâll have an amber ale. Please.â
The Legionnaire was taken aback, and tried to maintain a more professional tone of voice, despite being fairly drunk. ââŚIf⌠If what Clovis is saying is right, youâre a bit older than the others. âŚYouâre not in trouble for anything, are you?â
Chaz looked back towards the legionnaire, looking unsure. âI⌠donât know? If it hadnât been for Atlas Iâd probably be in the stockades instead of the tavern right now. But once word gets out of what happened I doubt very many warbands will want me.â
Confused, the legionnaire looked to the other Grins for further explanation.
âWe mightâve been over at the Redreave Mill. I was showcasing their combat prowess to a few other legionnaires, in the hopes of getting them into a warband. Theyâre a crack shot with the rifle, you shouldâve seen them in action. They used a wounded Separatist as bait to lure out others and take âem out. They even made oneâs head explode!â
âReally? This lil fella? I doubt he- âŚthey⌠know how to hold a rifle.â The legionnaire scoffed, moving to pat Chaz on the shoulder.
Chaz huffed a bit, and took a swig of their ale. âAtlas, do you still have that rifle?â
âUh⌠yeah, here. Itâs not loaded.â He walked around and handed Chaz the rickety, bandaged-up rifle. Chaz took it gently, holding it up to their shoulder in a firing stance, finger off of the trigger.
âWell, thereâs no scope on this, so I wouldnât be able to trajectorize as easily⌠itâs also in really poor shape, unsurprising, given the last owner was a bastardâŚâ A brief pause, Chaz lowered the rifle from their shoulder, shook it gently, then quickly pulled back the bolt, a slightly rusted bullet springing out of the magazine and landing on the floor with an audible âclinkâ. ââŚThe bolt-actionâs sticking with me a bit⌠oh, and it was loaded, but itâs empty now, thank you Atlas.â They held the rifle back out to him.
Atlas coughed, slightly embarrassed. âYou can hold onto it. You seem to know your way around that thing better than I do, I nearly shot Maurus with it.â
âOi!â Maurus grumped, glaring at Atlas. âIâve had enough of that for one morning.â
âI stand firmly corrected,â the legionnaire grumped. âSo why⌠what happened that the other bands wonât take you?â
âI nearly shot Maurus,â Chaz mumbled.
âThey nearly shot Maurus,â Atlas and Clovis chimed in.
âThey nearly shot me,â Maurus confirmed, giving Atlas another glare. âIn that case though it was partly my fault.â
âOkay⌠Okay back up a little bit, Iâm gonna need more information on that. What happened?â
âWell,â Maurus coughed, âI might have walked down into an active firing range without warning the shooter - thatâd be Chaz.â
âYeah,â Atlas countered, âBut when I realised you were going down that way I tried to warn Chaz, and they wereâŚâ
âI was lost,â Chaz piped up, finishing Atlasâ sentence, âIâd assumed everything I was aiming at was⌠was a⌠I mean, it wasnât until Atlas knocked me off of the mounted rifle that I realised what had almost happened.â
The legionnaire nodded, humming pensively. âSo⌠youâre a good sniper but you have difficulty differentiating targets? You had your eyes tested recently?â
âEyesightâs fine, itâs just⌠I mean⌠I was sort of taken by a strange mood⌠like⌠I just saw⌠IâŚâ They started stammering again, taking slow, shaky breaths.
âTheyâre suffering from battle fatigue, sir,â Atlas piped up, putting a hand on Chazâs shoulder gently to try and help them calm down. âWe never got around to explaining where we found them.â
The Legionnaire tilted his head. âClovis said something about looting a âbandmate but aside from that, no, you havenât explained yet.â
âAlright, well you remember a couple of weeks ago you asked us to go over to Ebonhawke and fuck about with some Separatists?â
ââDisrupt Separatist activity in and around Ebonhawkeâ was the official order, soldier. But yes, I left it to you three to decide how to proceed.â
Atlas leaned over, whispering to Chaz. âSee what I mean?â No response. ââŚSorry.â
âI havenât gotten your report back about that yet, by the way, howâd that go?â
âWell, we discovered a makeshift Separatist camp up in the Sniperâs Woods, and Clovis suggested we loot the place after trashing it.â
âI canât believe Iâm about to say this, but good work. Gave those bastards a run for their money, yeah?â
âYessir,â Atlas nodded, âWhile we were looting the place we found Chaz here. They were kind of⌠messed up when we got to them. Theyâd been tortured, used as bait to lure other Charr into a trap.â Still no response from Chaz, who was staring off into the distance, shivering. Atlas squeezed their shoulder gently. âCâmon Chaz, stay with us, youâre safe here.â
The Legionnaire huffed. âAnd you say they lost their warband?â
Atlas nodded grimly, still trying to help Chaz keep it together, âYessir. This is Chaz Tarbound, from the Tar Warband, Iron Legion. They were in the area helping the humans with construction efforts, when they were ambushed by Separatists.â
âI see.â The legionnaire looked over to Chaz, his expression softened a little. âIâve heard of Tarâs efforts around Ascalon, as well as their revolutionary turrets that were deployed in Orr. Deepest condolences, soldier. Weâll head out to the Plaza of Remembrance and raise a toast to them later. âŚThey have been memorialized, yes?â
Chaz shivered a little, sniffling. They lowered their head, shoulders slumped, looking physically overburdened with guilt. That was as much an answer as the Legionnaire needed, and he frowned.
Eager to break the awkward silence, Atlas stood up. âClovis, Maurus, keep an eye on Chaz, yeah? Make sure they get some food and drink in them, they could use something good right about now.â Atlas looked over to the legionnaire, and jerked his head in the direction of a spot away from the bar. âA word, sir?â The legionnaire nodded slowly, and followed Atlas over.
âSo itâs⌠pretty bad, huh?â the legionnaire gruffed, once the two were out of earshot.
âThatâs the thing, weâd rehearsed this marksmanship demonstration before and Chaz was perfectly fine - Theyâre an amazing shot, theyâve got some self-doubt about their abilities but theyâre really good. That said, the reason theyâre here is kind of⌠my fault. I guess I underestimated what the Separatists had done to them emotionally.â
âSo after they suffered so much at the hands of Separatists, you figured the best thing to do was expose them to more Separatists.â
âYeah, that was⌠a mistake. I figured they could be done with some revenge, but they sort of⌠lost themselves, kind of like whatâs happening right now. You can probably see why the other warbands wonât take them.â
âI see⌠I think I might have an idea of where this one could be useful.â
âOh thank fuck, because Iâve been running on fumes for the past few minutes and Iâm fresh out of ideas.â
âNot to worry,â the legionnaire chuckled, heading back over to check on Chaz, who had buried their head in their arms, hiccuping quietly. âClovis, Maurus, Howâs our new member holding up?â
âI dunno,â Maurus shrugged, âWe got them talking again and things seemed fine, but then they just broke down sobbing and apologising over and over. Maybe giving them booze right now was a bad idea?â
Clovis had a hand on Chazâs shoulder, giving them a reassuring rub. âNahhhh, I think loosening the valve on the waterworks is helping⌠Wait, did you just say ânew memberâ?â She looked up at the Legionnaire and then back down at Chaz, whose head slowly lifted back up - they were a sight for sore eyes after all that crying, but they looked as surprised as the others did.
âWell, not officially yet, but Iâll be getting in touch with Tribune Goreblade to let him know Iâm recruiting Chaz here into our ranks. I just wanted to ask you something first, Chaz, and I understand if itâs hard to answer.â
Chaz sniffled and hiccuped a bit more, but nodded. âY-yes, sir?â
âWhen you were in Tar Warband, what were your off-field duties?â
Some confusion from Chaz. âWhat do you mean off-field?â
âAnything you did back at your barracks, stuff that doesnât involve building or sharpshooting. Both are valuable skills, of course, I just wanted to know what else you did.â
âOh! Umm⌠I helped take stock of our supplies, wrote up requisitions for more materials when we needed them⌠Desk jobs, paperwork and bureaucracy really.â
âAhh, yes,â the legionnaire chuckled. âThe eternal battle to get through all of that red tape, right?â
âActually, if Iâm to be honest, I kind of enjoyed that side of the work.â Chaz laughed lightly, still sniffling.
The Grins looked at each other, and then to their Legionnaire, sharing an expression that was summed up by the Legionnaireâs next word: ââŚWhat.â
ââŚWhat?â Chaz tilted their head. âIt was nice. It was actually⌠kind of relaxing after a long day of marching and carrying stuff back and forth, or after my guard shifts with the rifle. Actually made me feel kind of important, too. With a bit of know-how and a few strokes of a pen, I could get anything you need delivered to you in good time.â
Yet another flabbergasted look shared between the rest of the Charr. âYou⌠youâd actually be happy to do our paperwork for us? Shit, what have I been drinking?â
âYouâve been drinking my wallet dry,â Atlas snarked, as he forked out the change for another round of drinks.
Wiping the tears away from their face, Chaz smiled, a soft, heart-melting smile. âIf⌠if thatâs what your warband needs, Iâd be more than happy to help out.â
âWell then, Iâd be more than happy to-â
âWait, wait, Iâm not finished,â Chaz interrupted, that adorable little smile spreading a bit further into an expression of unbridled gratitude, âYour warband saved my life. They did their best to help me find a new warband. You offered to take me in when nobody else would.â
âItâs nothing, really, we just-â
âI can do a lot more than just handle your paperwork for you. What if I told you Iâd be willing to go the extra mile?â
The legionnaire blinked. ââŚGo on.â
âOh, itâs nothing major, just that you mentioned having difficulty with red tape?â
âYes?â
âIt so happens that over the three years I served with Tar, one of my old bandmates taught me a few tricks to cut through the bureaucratic crap, save time, save money, you know.â Without even changing their expression, they lowered their voice just so the barkeep wouldnât hear. ââŚExploiting loopholes, basically.â A wink to seal the deal.
The legionnaire, still trying to process this all, approached Chaz, sitting back down at the bar and taking another swig of booze. âIâm still convinced Iâm drunk and imagining all of this, but⌠welcome to the Grin warband, soldier. Better to get that out of the way now than later when Iâm hung over.â
A chuckle between the Grins.
âAnd donât worry, Iâm not just shuffling you into a desk job. You may still perform field work with the other Grins, and Iâd recommend it so you can keep your marksmanship in practice, but you are under no pressure to do so.â
âThank you, sir. I think as long as I have someone keeping an eye on me Iâll be fine.â Chaz nods, having finally calmed down and cheered up.
âThere is one other matter we need to see to before I wrap up this impromptu meeting,â the legionnaire continued. âYour name. Youâre a Grin now, have you thought of a name for yourself?â
âUhh⌠â Chaz pondered.
âBluntgrin, âcause youâve got no claws!â Clovis offered.
âGrinbolt, because youâre damn good with that bolt-action rifle,â Atlas pondered.
âPengrin, if youâre as good at tackling paperwork as you say,â Maurus mused.
Chaz shook his head. âNo, no⌠I canât make up my mind⌠argh.â They tapped their temple a bit. âCâmon, Chaz, thinkâŚâ
âTargrin,â the Legionnaire stated flatly, much to Chazâs surprise. âYour old warband clearly meant a lot to you,â he explained, âWhen you talked about your time working with them earlier, you looked⌠happy. Itâs a bloody shame the Tribune hasnât memorialized them in the Plaza, so the least I can do is let you carry their name with you. If you want, no pressure.â
âI⌠yeah.â Chaz looked down at the floor. âEver since the day I lost them, it hurts⌠far more than any blade or bullet. But when I think about the time I spent working with them, itâŚâ They sniff a bit again. âItâs nice.â
âHey hey hey, I didnât mean to start up the waterworks again.â
âNo, no, itâs alright.â
âGive it a try. Repeat after me. âHello, My name is Chaz Targrinâ.â
âH-hello. My name is Chaz⌠Targrin.â
âAgain.â
âHello, my name is Chaz Targrin.â A chuckle. âItâs got a ring to it.â
âOnce more!â
âHello! My name is Chaz Targrin!â he laughed. âYeah, yeah, I like it!â
The Grins cheered, and rose a mug in toast to their new bandmate⌠Much to the misery of Atlasâ wallet.
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Targrin, Act 4: Redreave
(Hooboy, this oneâs a doozy, clocking in at 12 pages on Google Docs, where most of my other stories come in at 5 to 7 pages! This one tells the story of how @pocket-raptorâs Atlas and Maurus and @murellow-fartsâ Clovis tried to help Chaz get recruited into a new warband. Like last week, the next, and final chapter of this story arc will be available in a few hours, i.e. after Iâve had some sleep, so as to give folks a chance to read this!)
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Targrin, Act 4: Redreave
1329 AE, Diessa Plateau, Ascalon
(A month after the events of Act 3 and the Interlude)
The sun was setting on Redreave Mill, and most of the mill workers were turning in for the night, leaving behind seven charr - Chaz, Atlas, Clovis and Maurus, along with a trio of very gruff, mean-looking, very unimpressed Charr who were watching Chazâs every move.
âAre you sure this is gonna work, Atlas?â Chaz sounded a bit anxious, as they adjusted the rifleâs tripod for their shorter stature, and started work on zeroing the scope.
âSure thing!â Atlas chuckled, giving Chaz a thumbs-up. âYou get to blow off some steam by picking off some Separatists, and those three,â he gestured to the rather bored-looking trio off in the distance, âAre gonna be practically tripping over each other to get you in their warbands.â
âWhat about you lot? You know, you, Maurus and Clovis?â Chaz looked over at the latter two, who were sharing a chat and a laugh. âClovis seemed keen on keeping me around, and Maurus really doesnât like seeing me in the Gladium Canton.â
âWe just want to make sure youâre happy, buddy. And weâre getting you out of that slum, promise. Lemme tell you, I asked around to see if anyone was in need of a marksman, those three showed interest, I told them I had found a gladium whose marksmanship would blow them away. Figuratively speaking, of course.â
âAnd let me tell you, they took one look at me and immediately looked like theyâd gotten coal for Wintersday,â Chaz retorted, âI mean look at me. All fluffy and small and clawless, and look at everyone else, all big, mean and pointy, do I look like Iâd be a good fit?â They leaned down and took a look through the scope.
âDonât worry about it. What you do is more important than how you look, you hear me? Now, is that rifle ready or-â
CRACK! Atlas jumped as Chaz loosed a shot from the rifle, before adjusting the scope and very flatly stating âItâs ready.â
âFor the love of⌠right. Sorry. Just⌠warn me next time youâre about to do that.â
Chaz apologised, smoothly sliding the bolt out and ejecting the bullet casing. âSorry about that, I tend to go a bit auto-pilot if Iâm nervous, I donât really think about what Iâm doing while Iâm doing it, you know?â
Atlas took a second to respond, sounding slightly stunned. âI can see that - you just loaded the magazine and slammed that bolt back in place without even looking.â
Chaz tilted their head. âI did what now?â They looked back at the rifle, pulling back the bolt slightly and seeing a bullet primed and ready to fire. ââŚHuh. I guess I did.â chk-chnk, the bolt goes back in place.
Atlas chuckled. âSee what I mean? Youâll be fine. Right, Iâll flag the legionnaires down, you get ready.â Chaz nodded affirmatively, and got themselves into sniping stance.
âRight, legionnaires, sorry to keep you waiting!â Atlas chirped to the three grumpy looking charr. âOur marksman was just making sure their equipment was in order.â
âSo what exactly are we here for again?â the stoutest and grumpiest-looking of the legionnaires huffed.
âWell, you three mentioned that you were looking for a marksman for your warbands, and I happen to be friends with a gladium who might suit your needs!â
âHow long has this charr been a gladium?â the tall, lanky member of the legionnaires inquired.
âA few months, give or take. Separatist ambush late last year, they were the sole survivor, It was a pretty rough situation. Theyâve recovered enough physically now to demonstrate their skills to you.â
The most dignified looking of the trio pondered aloud. âInteresting. You keep referring to our prospective marksman as âtheyâ, is that⌠how they prefer to be addressed?â
âChaz identifies as non-binary,â Clovis piped up from the distance. âIs that a problem at all?â
âNot at all,â the legionnaire harrumphed, âI just wanted to make sure. You say theyâre fit for combat, yes?â
âIndeed, as fit as a fiddle,â Atlas confirmed. A yelp of pain and some swearing from Chazâs direction punctuated that. âOkay, theyâre still a bit wobbly on their legs. That⌠might have been my fault, but theyâll be fully recovered in no time!â
The dignified legionnaire nodded. âIâll make a note of that.â
âRight, good, any other questions,â Atlas asked, looking between the three legionnaires, âOr shall we get this demonstration on the road?â
The three charr conferred with one another briefly, and nodded. âLetâs see what your friend is capable of.â
Clovis and Maurus joined Atlas and the Legionnaires for the demonstration. Atlas seemed all too eager to play Chaz up.
âAlright, everyone! I hope you brought a few drinks and maybe a sandwich or something, because our good friend Chaz, is locked, loaded, and ready to--â
CRACK! The Grins all jumped, while the Legionnaires looked on, mildly surprised. Chaz pulled the bolt back and ejected a casing before slamming it back in place.
ââŚSnipe some Separatists. Apparently without warning.â Everyone looked in the direction of Chazâs shot. A good distance away, a lone Separatist lay dead, bleeding on the ground from their torso.
âA clean kill, centre mass, from that distance,â murmured the stout, grumpy Charr. âThat takes some eagle eyes.â
âAh, now thatâs the thing,â Atlas explained, quickly regaining his composure. âMy friend here has spent a lot of time in Rata Sum, and learned many things from the asura.â A chuckle erupted from the legionnaires, but Atlas continued. âWhat you are seeing is not just eagle eyes, but applied mathematics. By reading their environment, they can judge how far away the target is, and-â
CRACK! Atlas jumped again, much to the amusement of Clovis and Maurus, who were ready this time. Chk-chnk. The shot and the bolt action movement were much closer together, much more fluid. The group looked just in time see another Separatist drop, another center-mass shot from further away. Atlas cleared his throat and continued ââŚthen trajectorize their shots appropriately.â Atlas paused to see if Chaz was about to fire without warning again. âIn essence, my friend Chaz here is using math to-â
CRACK-chk-chnk - â⌠To explode other peoplesâ heads.â Atlas sighed, but the legionnaires were thoroughly enthralled by Chazâs marksmanship as yet another Separatist dropped. Chaz, meanwhile, was somewhat unsettlingly quiet as they focused on their targets.
The tall, lanky legionnaire of the trio piped up. âWait. You say Chaz is exploding peoplesâ heads, but theyâre clearly taking the more tactical choice and aiming for their torsos.â
Atlas waved a hand dismissively. âIâm embellishing, do forgive me. Letâs just watch and see what Chaz does,â he chuckled, quietly wanting to brace himself for the next shot rather than get caught off guard again. It didnât take long.
CRACK-chk. Chaz had pulled the bolt back, and produced a palmful of bullets from their pocket, effortlessly loading them one by one into the rifleâs magazine. While they did this, a wail filled the air, and the group looked back to see a Separatist, bleeding from the leg, yelling for help.
âHeâs getting sloppy already,â the stout legionnaire scoffed. âThat one isnât dead!â
Chaz, whoâd been otherwise quiet this whole time, turned their head slightly and glared at the peanut gallery of charr, shutting the stout one up almost immediately. âThatâs the point.â They punctuated their sentence by slamming the rifleâs bolt shut with a chk-chnk. âBe patient, stay quiet, and watch.â They resumed looking back through the scope at the wounded, writhing Separatist.
The dignified-looking legionnaire was thoroughly impressed as they leaned towards the stout, grumpy one for an aside. âTo be fair, shooting out someoneâs kneecap at that range is more impressive than center-mass. Must have taken a lot of math to judge that shot.â
âI wanna see some heads exploding!â the grumpy charr grumbled. âBut⌠youâre right. Iâm curious to see what theyâre getting at.â
Atlas regained his composure and cleared his throat. âAh, yes. Chazâs use of mathematics in their sniping is quite versatile. They can take out someoneâs kneecap, or collapse a structure, or, yes indeed, explode someoneâs head if they so desire.â They murmured a bit afterwards. âThat said, this isnât what Chaz had rehearsed while we were waiting for you three to show up, so Iâm⌠quite curious too.â
âOh, an unscripted performance!â The lanky legionnaire said cheerily. âThis should be exciting.â
The Separatistâs cries echoed through the twilight sky. âFuck, my leg! Someone help!â. It wasnât long before one of their friends noticed, and started running towards them. âHold on, Iâll-â
CRACK-chk-chnk! The group visibly flinched, except for the stout one, whose perpetual frown spread into the widest grin, as he cheered perhaps a little too enthusiastically. âHAH! Now THAT���s what I wanted to see!â
Chaz didnât bother to respond, they were too focused. Time passed, another Separatist ran towards the injured one, and started picking them up.
CRACK-chk-chnk. Another center-mass shot. The injured Separatist yelped, as their would-be saviour keeled over, dropping them to the ground.
âOh, I see whatâs going on now,â the dignified legionnaire said. âUsing an injured enemy as bait to lure out other targets. Cruel, but effective. Whereâd you learn that tactic?â
CRACK-chk-chnk. Another would-be saviour down. Still no response from Chaz. The injured Separatist, tried to push themselves up onto their feet and limp to safety, still calling for help.
CRACK-chk-chnk. Their other leg gave out and they were left immobile. âOh gods, someone help me!â.
âExcuse me, marksman? Chaz?â the dignified charr spoke up. âI was asking, where did you-â
CRACK-chk-chnk. Center-mass again. More screaming for help. Chaz mumbled something, but it was too indistinguishable to be heard. Maurus and Clovis started to look a bit uncomfortable, while Atlas just looked confused.
ââŚCome again?â
CRACK-chk. More bullets from their pocket, in one at a time. More  ââŚSay it.â
âWhat?â The legionnaires looked between each other, confused, as screams for help echoed throughout the night sky.
âSay. It.â
As Chaz reloaded the rifle and the bolt slammed shut, the cries filling the air changed. A group of about five Separatists had heard the commotion and, as the legionnaires and the Grins looked back, they saw that the injured Separatist was gesturing wildly, seemingly trying to shoo them away, and yelling out âNo, stay away! Itâs a trap!â
Looking back at Chaz, the group of charr noticed an unsettling change of mood. The haggard-looking runt was smiling. Not just smiling, but grinning, mouth pulled taut, into some grim expression of sadistic glee. They took a deep breath, changed their stance slightly, and exhaled.
âFinally,â the word came out hushed as they emptied their lungs. Their breath, misty from the cold night air, was caught in the moonlight. To the charr accompanying Chaz, they saw cold, calculated, unforgiving spite in that cloud of breath. To the Separatists below, frightened and disoriented, they saw the chilling shroud of Grenth himself descending upon them. The air went still, and Chazâs hands became a blur.
CRACK-chka-CRACK-chka-CRACK-chka-CRACK-chka-CRACK-chk-chnk! All five Separatists were downed within seconds of one another, and another pocketful of bullets were brought out and loaded one-by-one into the rifle.
Atlasâ eyes grew wide. âBurn me, that was incredible! Maurus, Clovis, did you see that?â
Silence. Atlas turned around and saw only Clovis, looking dumbfounded.
ââŚMaurus? Clovis, whereâs Maurus?â
She gestured downhill. Atlas got the sinking feeling the night was about to go that way, too.
Maurus had clearly had enough of the racket the Separatist was making. It was grating on his ears, and the gunfire wasnât doing him any favours either. He had a headache and he wanted to go get some sleep. Chaz had demonstrated their skills plenty tonight, they were sure to get a place in one of the warbands in the morning.
He was going to put the wounded human out of their misery. It hadnât occurred to him to give warning beforehand, heâd just stormed off down the hill to get the job done.
Looking back out onto the field, Atlas, Clovis and the legionnaires could see the wounded Separatist, still barely clinging onto consciousness. That was when they saw Maurus. Not Chaz, though.
Chaz just saw red. A large, bright red shape moving towards several smaller, motionless, dark red shapes, along with one other shape that was still moving, though its colour was fading and darkening. Whatever that bright red thing was, it was moving, and they had everything lined up to make it drop.
Distance.
âOi, Chaz. Friendly on the field.â
Muzzle velocity. Aim up a bit to compensate for bullet drop.
âCHAZ. FRIENDLY. HOLD YOUR FIRE.â
Wind speed - the wind picked up and was blowing to the west, so aim a little bit to the right to compensate.
âFOR FUCKâS SAKE CHAZ, STOP, THATâS MAUR-!â
CRACK.
Maurus held the Separatist by the head - heâd just snapped the bastardâs neck when he heard the shot ring out. He looked uphill, dropped the limp, lifeless man to the ground and put his hands over his mouth. ââŚOh shit.â He hurried back up to the mill.
There was an awkward, heavy silence in the air - Atlas had intervened just in time, tackling Chaz and knocking the butt of the rifle so that its barrel swung upwards. The sudden jolt and the loud report of the rifle startled Chaz enough that they yelped, coming back to their senses and trying to get up, realising theyâd been pinned by a very furious Atlas.
ââŚOw, Atlas! Get offa me! Whatâd I⌠â They squirmed in place, glancing around before they noticed Maurus was missing. ââŚOh no.â They stopped struggling, and started shivering. âOh, fuck, what did I do?â
âYou damn near shot Maurus is what you did!â Atlas snarled, grabbing Chaz by the lapels and getting in their face. âYou⌠what the hell, man? You didnât know what you were doing?â
âI-I-I told you, I go all auto-pilot when Iâm nervous!â Chaz stammered, trying to avoid making eye contact.
âNervous?â Atlas barked in disbelief, âThat is what you do when youâre nervous?!â
Maurus hurried into the camp. âIâm okay! Iâm okay. That was my bad, I just⌠that screaming was too much, I went down to shut the bastard up and I shouldâve said somethingâŚâ He saw a surprised group of Charr, surrounding Atlas, who had Chaz on the ground. ââŚWhatâd I miss?â
Atlas snarled, but finally let go of Chaz, sighing in frustration. He got up and looked to Maurus. âThis kid nearly shot you, I had to⌠intervene. Are you okay?â
Maurus nodded. âConsidering I havenât been shot, Iâm fine, thanks. Are they okay?â
Atlas looked back. Chaz had curled up, shivering, hyperventilating and sniffling. They refused to make eye contact with anything but the ground.
âI⌠donât know. I kind of lost my temper. I should probably⌠just give them some space for a minute.â
âWell, that was nearly a friendly fire incident,â the short grumpy Legionnaire huffed. âIf it were up to me your friend here would be in the stockades by now for reckless endangerment.â
The tall lanky one shook his head. âIâm not sure. They look lost and seem to be having trouble processing what happened.â
The dignified one tilted his head. âI think youâre on the right track, there.â He glanced over to Atlas. âYou there, Atlas. You mentioned earlier that your gladium friend here was the sole survivor of an ambush, yes?â
âA Separatist ambush, yeah.â
âAnd you said they had recovered physically?â
âTheyâre fit to fight, yeah. I figured they could be done with some revenge against the bastards who killed their warband.â
The legionnaire mulled this over in his head. âUnderstandable, but perhaps a misguided train of thought. May I have a moment to speak with your friend?â
Atlas sighed. âI dunno, âs up to them.â He looked over, and called out. âHey, Chaz!â Chaz flinched and looked at Atlas, still visibly shaking. âDonât worry, youâre not in trouble. Legionnaire here wants to come talk with you, is that cool?â Chaz hesitated, but eventually nodded. Atlas gave the dignified legionnaire a look. ââŚGo easy on them, yeah? Theyâve been through a lot and I⌠might have made it worse.â
The legionnaire nodded slowly, and approached Chaz, kneeling down beside them and gently placing a hand on their shoulder. âHow are you holding up, soldier?â
ââŚI blew it, didnât I?â Chaz couldnât bear to make eye contact.
The legionnaire sighed. âThatâs not what Iâm here to talk about, but since you asked, letâs not mince words - Your marksmanship is excellent, and as your enthusiastic friend here has noted, your ability to judge shot placement is amazing. Iâm also impressed by the way you used that one Separatist as bait.â A brief pause, and a thought crossed his mind. âActually, before I continue, I never did get an answer to my question - Where did you learn that particular tactic?â
The small Charr hesitated. ââŚIt was how my warband was⌠ambushed.â
âAh, I heard about that, you were the sole survivor, correct?â
âI was the bait.â
ââŚI see.â The legionnaire cleared his throat. âIâm sorry. As I said, Iâm gonna give this to you straight - I cannot in good confidence allow you to join my warband.â
âSo basically, I blew it.â Chaz grumped.
âPlease, donât take it too harshly. I was talking with the other legionnaires and it sounds like youâre not quite yourself right now.â
Chaz tilted their head slightly. âWhat do you mean?â
âWell⌠have you experienced any ringing in your ears?â
âUm⌠A little, yeah. Itâs worse when Iâm firing the rifle, but I figured everyone got that.â
âMm. What about an uncontrollable urge to thump anyone who gets in your way?â
âKind of? I donât do too good in crowds, I get a bit panicky and I need to find a quiet spot otherwise I might lash out.â They look at their clawless hands. âNot like Iâm about to bop someone to death with these things, though,â They chuckled weakly, before yawning.
âI see. Have you been getting enough sleep, soldier? You look like youâve been up for days.â
âCanât. The few times I do try and sleep I get awful, awful nightmares. Itâs like⌠I close my eyes and suddenly Iâm back in Sniperâs Woods. I keep seeing that man. That helmet. Those eyesâŚâ
âHey, hey, stay with me, soldier.â The legionnaire gave Chazâs shoulder a firm squeeze and a shake. âApologies, I didnât mean to put you through that again, just⌠it sounds as if youâre suffering from a particularly severe case of battle fatigue. Itâs a nasty affliction, and a few of my best soldiers have been taken by it in my years as a legionnaire. Normally the treatment we prescribe is to just let it out, smash some things, crack some skulls, but⌠evidently that hasnât helped, in your case.â
âUnderstatement of the century,â Chaz scoffed.
âIndeed. I still donât fully understand the condition, but it sounds like yours needs a more nuanced approach, or at least some good friends to keep an eye on you until youâre better. While I understand and appreciate your friendsâ desire to get you back into a warband, I think tonightâs demonstration was a mistake. A well-intentioned mistake, but still a mistake.â
âSo⌠thatâs it, then? This whole night was a waste of your time?â
âOh no, far from it! Watching you work with that rifle was incredible, and you dispatched a fair number of those Separatist bastards, in my eyes thatâs time well spent, youâve made the mill a safer place, and I believe youâve more than earned your right to some rest. Thank you for your time, I hope your search for a new warband goes well, and I hope you can find peace, soldier.â
And with a quick salute, the three of them were off, conversing with one another about the night, with the stout one still marvelling at how that one Separatistâs head just straight up exploded.
Atlas shuffled awkwardly over to Chaz, nudged along by Maurus and Clovis. âSo, uh⌠demonstration didnât go well, huh?â
Chaz sighed, and curled up a bit, knees huddled to their chest, looking up at the night sky. âI feel like Iâm gonna be sick.â
Atlas sighed, and sat down to the left of the smaller charr, causing them to jump a bit. âListen. Iâm sorry for snapping at you earlier. Just⌠when you said you went auto-pilot I didnât realise itâd get⌠that bad. You were  really far gone, like you were in another world entirely. I seriously thought you were gonna shoot Maurus.â
Chaz shuddered. âThatâs the worst part about it. I was so caught up in what I was doing, the only thing I remember was you tackling me and yelling at me, and I looked around and Maurus wasnât there⌠ I seriously thought I had shot him. I donât know, maybe I did, maybe this is some crazy dream where I didnât shoot him.â
Maurus coughed awkwardly, sitting down to the right of Chaz, and putting a hand on their shoulder carefully, so as not to startle them. âUm, Iâm still here. Look, the thing that matters is you didnât shoot me. Please, donât beat yourself up over it.â
Clovis joined the group, sitting down next to Maurus. âYeah, you canât spend all your days getting caught up in what could have happened, especially when it didnât happen.â A brief pause. âIf you had shot him though--â
âClovis.â Maurus shot her a look.
âWhat? Was just gonna say, youâd have survived. Lookit you, youâre huge.â
Maurus nodded slowly. âYeah, I suppose Iâve had worse.â
A long, heavy silence filled the air as the four charr looked out at the fields, the sky starting to turn a fiery red with another dawn on the horizon.
Atlas was the first to break the silence. âListen, I know itâs not much, and itâs probably not the right time, but⌠â He rummaged around in his bag and pulled out a raggedy old rifle, notched and marked and held together with bandages and sheer malice. âI think this was the rifle that Separatist bastard shot you with⌠you want it?â
Chaz didnât have any energy left to get up in Atlasâ face about it, so they just looked over at him weakly. ââŚIs this your idea of some funny joke? Thatâs fucked up.â
âWoah, hey, sorry⌠that is kind of a dick move though. I guess I hadnât thought it through.â Atlas set the gun aside, putting his hands up and sighing. âI dunno what the hell was going through my mind when I took it, even. Just⌠that man with the knife.â
Chaz looked Atlas in the eye. âYou saw the guy who was torturing me?â
Atlas nodded. âWe all did. Fucking coward booked it soon as he saw us come charging in, When we saw the state heâd left you in, ugh⌠Made my blood boil.â
âHowâd you figure the rifle was his?â
âI dunno for sure, maybe itâs his, maybe it belonged to one of the cronies we already killed. Anyway, thing is, when I saw the rifle, and the bloodstains and the gunshot wound in your leg, I just thought, yâknow, this sick fuck took so much from you, maybe youâd wanna take something back from him?â
âI⌠appreciate the thought. Itâs not gonna bring back my warband, but⌠thank you.â
Atlas nodded, sadly. âIâm sorry. I was really hoping we could get you into one of those bands tonight. I figured youâd be really happy serving in a warband where your skills could be put to excellent use.â
Chaz sighed. âHonestly, Iâd be happy in any warband. Ever since I registered as a gladium Iâve felt so⌠vulnerable, small, insignificant.â Chaz holds out a nubby, clawless hand and stares at it. âLike someone bigger than me could just take me and nobody would notice.â
Clovis perked her ears up, and looked over at Chaz. She stood back up, and started walking around the mill. âYou know⌠you make a good point. Maybe someone could take you. Maybe someone already has.â
Chaz looked around. ââŚShould I be afraid?â That question was answered for them - they yelped in surprise as Clovis knelt down and clapped her hands over their shoulders. They squirmed in place. âAck, lemme go!â
âCâmon. Think back to that day, when we found you. What did you say, on day that we first met?â
Chazâs squirming slowed down, and they looked up at Clovis. âUhhh⌠I figured I was hallucinating that Iâd been rescued by a bunch of looters dressed in orange and purple?â
âYou are correct! Mostly. Technically we didnât rescue you from that camp, we looted you! That means we get to keep you!â She chuckled. âAnd a looted charr is more valuable than a rickety old rifle, so you owe me a drink, Atlas.â A sly smirk from Clovis, much to Atlasâ feigned annoyance.
Chaz squirmed some more, laughing as they realised what was going on. âYeah, but remember what Atlas said?â
Atlas saw where this was going, and smiled. âYeah, I said weâre not kidnapping Chaz, we need to ask them and see how they feel.â
Clovis nodded. âBut at the time, all Chaz could say was that they were in severe pain and discomfort and required immediate medical attention.â She looked down at the small Charr. âSo⌠how do you feel now?â
âI am still in some mild pain and discomfort as my wounds havenât properly healed yet, please let me go.â
ââŚOh, right. Sorry.â Clovis carefully took her hands off of Chazâs shoulders, looking crestfallen. âWith that mesmer magic hiding your scars I⌠kinda forgot.â
Chaz laughed. âItâs alright. Seriously though, Iâd be happy to join your warband, if youâd have me.â
Clovisâ face brightened up again, and she cheered. âWoo, we looted a new âbandmate!â
Maurus looked a lot cheerier too. âSo youâre gonna be staying with us? Yes!â
Atlas crossed his arms, nodding. âAlright. Itâs not official yet, but weâll take you to see the Grin Legionnaire as soon as we can, and fill him in on the situation.â
Chaz looked a bit nervous. âWill I need to provide proof of my combat skills or anything?â
âOh no, nothing like that. After what happened today, it sounds like what you really need is an extended vacation. Thankfully the Grins are pretty laid back, we just get rough instructions and tackle it however we see fit. Like that day we saved you from the Separatists?â
âYeah?â
âOur assignment was, and I shit you not, âDisrupt Separatist activity in and around Ebonhawkeâ. That was it.â
Clovis chimed in, âI decided the best way to do that was loot a camp, and thatâs when we looted you!â
Chaz was rather taken aback by what heâd just heard. âWow. So⌠I donât have much in the way of obligations?â
Atlas shook his head. âNone at all, really. You contribute in the way you feel most comfortable. Like I said, Iâll fill the legionnaire in on the state we found you in and the whole battle fatigue thing. Heâll make sure you arenât forced into a fighting role or anything that involves Separatists. And if he doesnât, I will.â
Chaz heaved a sigh of relief. âThatâs⌠thatâs incredible. Thank you so much.â
âDonât mention it. Itâs the least we can do. Dâyou need anything else?â
âWell⌠I could use a drink.â Chaz coughed. âIâm pretty dry right now.â
âSure thing,â Atlas nodded. âLetâs get back to the citadel and get you a drink. On me, as an apology for tonight. And one for Clovis, since she looted you. And one for Maurus, since he almost got shot.â
The group shared a laugh as they marched back to the citadel. Chaz looked out towards the glowing horizon, and smiled a little.
They were tired, they were sore, they still had so much to be anxious about, but for the first time in a little while, they were looking forward to a new day.
That, and a beer.
#Chaz Targrin#Atlas Jaspergrin#Maurus Snagglegrin#Clovis Snaregrin#Guns cw#Blood cw#death cw#PTSD cw#Let me know if you need me to tag this as anything else!#Chaz is a Scribe#Guild Wars 2#Charr#Separatists
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(Starring @pocket-raptorâs Maurus Snagglegrin and @murellow-fartsâs Clovis Snaregrin, and inspired in part by the latterâs BeerAdvocate Review Generator which gave me a good few laughs! Thanks again Kyn, youâre the best o/)
The Grin Warband Guide To House-Sitting
Rule #1: Do not ask Grin warband to house-sit for you.
Rule #2: If you must ask Grin warband to house-sit for you, hide any and all alcohol that you do not want imbibed.
Rule #3: See Rule #1. Seriously, itâs not worth the trouble.
[Chaz]: In my defense, the bottle was clearly labeled "DONâT DRINK THIS EVANâ, and to my knowledge none of us are called Evan, so I figured we could go ahead and have it. Beetletun police are a bunch of killjoys anyway, apparently you canât go TP-ing Caudecusâ Manor and calling the carnies âSeparatist shitbirdsâ nowadays, even if itâs true.Â
...Buncha Separatist shitbirds.
#Chaz Targrin#Clovis Snaregrin#Maurus Snagglegrin#Alcohol cw#alcohol tw#charr#guild wars 2#Chaz's art
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*somewhere in the desert, screaming*
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Short stories of Iron Legionâs Grin warband, the continuing series.
#too many grins#my friends rule#my guild is the best#clovis snaregrin#maurus snagglegrin#atlas jaspergrin
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(Starring @pocket-raptorâs Maurus Snagglegrin!)
[Chaz]: This is Maurus Snagglegrin, one of the members of the Grin warband, and a good friend of mine. At least I hope weâre good friends... -ahem-
It was Maurus, along with Atlas Jaspergrin and Clovis Snaregrin who rescued me from a Separatist camp a little over a couple of years back. I owe the three of them my life, and in particular I tend to feel pretty safe when Maurus is nearby.
Which makes me feel all the worse when I come close to accidentally hurting him. Heâs forgiven me for biting him in a panic already - Thankfully he wasnât hurt because that houndskin mantle stopped my teeth from doing any damage. I guess Iâm still beating myself up over what happened at Redreave Mill. I know I need to stop that, heâs already forgiven me for that too, but... I dunno, I feel like Iâve betrayed his trust somehow. Silly as that sounds.
Anyways, I let my thoughts get away from me for a second there, apologies. As I was saying, this is Maurus, and heâs awesome. Atlas and Clovis are awesome too.
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[Chaz]: Had a meetup with some of the other Grins at the Lost Precipice, just to check out everyoneâs mounts! It amuses me a lot to see so many of us have proudly displayed our warbandâs unofficial-official colours in such a way!
(Screenshots of the Grin warband with their mounts, starring @pocket-raptorâs Maurus Snagglegrin, @murellow-fartsâ Clovis Snaregrin, and @quaggan-simulatorâs Pencur Foulgrin!)
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That awkward moment when you notice you're locked in a valiant life-or-death struggle with undead poultry.
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Day 11 â Your favorite gear set. Someday, precious. (LFG TA exp up path, anyone?)
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Day 10 â Your favorite weapon skin. Traveler's Orrian Longsword, baby.
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Day 09 â A screenshot you like. In its unedited, uncropped glory, please enjoy Pope Clovis I and a giant chicken.
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